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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 10:51
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How do I deal with autistic burnout/meltdown/shutdown when cooking?
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is the best way to get revenge on people who hurt you?
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Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
No, not a chance
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Where can Ukrainians go if they cannot have shelter and heating this winter?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Liberals, why don't you like Conservatives?
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
How do you get started in bestiality with a dog as a male?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Do all you people that took the "jab" feel lied to yet?
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids